Pens

Looking for pens with more personality than the standard disposable ballpoint? Our profanity pens are so filthy that they will definitely make your boss cringe! Find a range of humorous and cute stationery at Silly Sentiments. We’ve got you covered, whether you want funny pens for a colleague, rude pens for yourself, for a friend, or a personalised set for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or another occasion. With our pens, you can tell parents and teachers that they’re amazing, colleagues that you’re busy, and anyone else in the office that you are too busy, in a profanity pen way. There are plenty of other options, and no matter what you choose, you’ll find that the curvy ballpoint pens are lightweight and are shaped to offer a comfortable writing experience.

10 pens for £10

I Fucking Hate People Pen
I Fucking Hate People Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Work With Cunts Pen
I Work With Cunts Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

The Customer Pen
The Customer Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Love My Job Pen
Love My Job Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Love Anal Pen
I Love Anal Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'M Not Always A Bitch Pen
I'M Not Always A Bitch Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Twinkle Little Star Pen
Twinkle Little Star Pen
£3.99 £0.99

10 pens for £10

I Love My Mummy Pen
I Love My Mummy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Wish I Was Furloughed Pen
I Wish I Was Furloughed Pen
£3.99 £0.99

10 pens for £10

Fabulous Flamingo Pen
Fabulous Flamingo Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Not Today Dickhead Pen
Not Today Dickhead Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

This Meeting Is Shit Pen
This Meeting Is Shit Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Hairy Fanny Pen
Hairy Fanny Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Ginger Cunt Pen
Ginger Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Anything Is A Dildo Pen
Anything Is A Dildo Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Squirter Pen
Squirter Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Lady Cuntington Pen
Lady Cuntington Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Finger Me Pen
Finger Me Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Snowflake Pen
Snowflake Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Favourite Child Pen (Mum)
Favourite Child Pen (Mum)
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Little Miss Bitch Pen
Little Miss Bitch Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Fucking Love You Pen
I Fucking Love You Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fuck The Fuckers Pen
Fuck The Fuckers Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Pink This Bitch Bites Pen
Pink This Bitch Bites Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Boris Can Fuck Off Pen
Boris Can Fuck Off Pen
£3.99